Say This N That

I get all this joke from LAUGHTER,The Best Malaysian edited by DAVID TONG

1.Pretty or Ugly

Mui Mui:Ah Loke says I’m pretty.Ah Toh says I am ugly. What do you think?

Ah Meng:A bit of both.I think you are pretty ugly.

2.Something Fishy

Have you heard of the man who fell in love with a mermaid? Everything went on smoothly until his mother began to smell something fishy!

3.Good News And Bad News

Here are some good news as well as bad news for all bachelor kakis:

First,the good news:

She’s a fantastic cook,and keeps a spotless house.

She won’t spend all your money;she has her own.She comes from a rich family

When you play mah-jong or go golfing,she won’t complain.

She does not waste time watching tv or gossip on the phone.

She never nags but she is always loving.

She’s a ‘hottie’ even without make up.

Now for the bad news:

She’s all that you dream of,and she’s the girl you are NEVER going to meet…

For your information,you will have to buy the book to read more about the jokes!!!!And I guarantee you will not  regret ….TQ