Say This N That

1.  Why Don’t You Do That?

Mr. and Mrs.Chan notice the young man staying next door to them kisses his wife every morning as he leaves for his office.

“Why don’t you do that?”Mrs.Chan ask her husband.

“Darling,”replies Mr.Chan,” I don’t even know the woman!”

2.No Air-cond.

Mr. and Mrs.Chan were driving to the city one hot Sunday morning.

“It’s so hot!Please wind down the windows,”said the wife.

“Don’t be silly dear!”Mr.Chan exclaimed.”Our neighbors will know that our car has no air-cond.

3.Secretary’s High Heel

One day,a secretary suddenly fell sick.So her boss drove her home.Although this was an innocent gesture,he decided not to mention it to his wife who tended to get jealous easily.

Later that night,the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant when he spotted a high heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat.He at once distracted his wife’s attention by asking her to look out of the car.

With a sigh of relief he pulled into the restaurant parking lot.That’s when he realized his wife looking under her seat.

“Dear,”she asked, “have you seen my shoe?”

This jokes are picked from Laughter The Best Malaysian by David Tong…If you are interested to buy the book,sent a message to me!!!